All American Redemption

The American Landscape has been overrun by Humungous Blood Red and Angry Sperm Cells that Swim through the air and burst through human skulls as if they were unfertalized eggs.

By gathering Coupon clippings, chicken bones, skipping stones, dog piss, whiskey, and racist books torn up and burned to pieces, stirred with Popsicle sticks and tossed into an old suitcase, lit on fire and thrown in the frigid waters of Lake Superior....

The Damned soul of Blues Legend Robert Johnson will rise from the depths of hell and penetrate the layers of the continental shelf and gather his army of Jellyfish to battle these demonic hellsperm.

WILL WE SURVIVE? CAN ROBERT SAVE US ALL???